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buenor

a lazy ass loposaurus wetback who picks fruits in season and washes my car after a hard day of real work. also associated with fat buenor bitches with mustaches. buenors also mow ur yard twice a week and you pay them dirt cheat.
tha lazy buenor missed a spot.

that lazy buenor didnt mow my yard today because he had fruit to pick.
by mike March 28, 2004
mugGet the buenormug.

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.
I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...
by Mike April 9, 2003
mugGet the Torencemug.

eventify

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.
Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.
by Mike December 31, 2003
mugGet the eventifymug.

Kun Fang

1. The greatest asian boy who ever lived in the the Central New York area.
2. One who is hot and sweats all the asian girls.
3. Arch Nemesis of Yang Zhang
"That Kun Fang is so hott."
"I sweat Kun Fang"
by Mike May 3, 2004
mugGet the Kun Fangmug.

WWE

The original in sports-entertainment. Formally known as World Wrestling Federation until the pandas(World Wildlife Fund) sued them all because of the websites domain. Stars from the WWF/E include Bruno Samartino, "The Game" Triple H, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "The Immortal" Hollywood Hulk Hogan, "The Eight Wonder of the World" Andre The Giant, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The People's Champion" The Rock, The Undertaker, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Mankind, "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and "The Docta of Thuganomics" John Cena.
WWF(Wrestling) > WWE > You > Pandas
by Mike March 30, 2005
mugGet the WWEmug.

Devastator

a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.
"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"
by Mike November 22, 2004
mugGet the Devastatormug.

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
by mike March 19, 2004
mugGet the Monkey sockmug.

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