gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

unit

A unit is seven hundred grams of heroin, coke, etc.

My Eyetalian friend promised me a unit straight off the boat this week. I can't wait.

by Mike November 24, 2006

king of the thing

In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne

Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH

by Mike June 26, 2006

Urgh-hurgh!

Term of exasperation used to command somebody to do something when one is particularly livid - but at the same time amused - about something.

(e.g. When the oven is dirty after someone has used it but "forgot" to clean up after themselves.)

"Clean! Now! Urgh-hurgh!"

by Mike February 22, 2004

Gaah!

A exclamation of delight while being gang-banged.

Lucy gave a Gaah! when the penis was inserted into the anus.

by Mike January 06, 2005

clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass

a dumb person
a person who says something stupid
a complete moron

by Mike February 08, 2005

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003