MIke's definitions

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

by Mike December 29, 2003

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

griff

preston,lancashire,England,slang for a raly big realy ugly guy!

"Fuckin Hell that guy looks like a reet Griff"

by mike January 5, 2004

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

The National Network

the old Nashville Network afrter WWE signed a deal togo with Viacom networks over the USA network
The first pop network
THe early version of Spike TV

WWE made The National Netowrk what it is.

by Mike January 4, 2004

b hop

short for border hopper

yo dude did you see that new b hop at school?

by mike February 9, 2005