MIKE's definitions

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

sub

Common reference to a large sandwich often used by people in the North Eastern united states. (Submarine Sandwich)

I think I'm going to have a steak and cheese sub for lunch.

by Mike February 10, 2005

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

retad

A word originating in an artifical Bostonian community. Similiar to wicked in its cultural backround because it has various connotations.

1. retad (noun) - fool; someone who does something retaded
2. retaded (adj) - describing someone who does something retaded
3. retad (inj) - to express great satisfaction
4. retad (adj) - descriing something that's temporarily or permanently COOL.

1. You're a retad PenGUin, you just got pwned/knif3d by a n00b.

2. People who claim to be able to tell the future through their dreams are retaded.

3. Retad! That's amazing!

4. That's retad, d00d, so sweet.

by Mike September 3, 2004

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004