MIKE's definitions

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

dirante

one tight motherfucker

Dirante is hella tight

by Mike December 23, 2003

doontz

a tobacco cigarette

"john smoked a doontz"
"lets doontz it"
"doontz time"

by mike April 18, 2004

chopper hopper

A female who is not fussy who she has sexual relationships with provided they are in the armed forces.

Shes slept with half the troops, Fuckin Chopper Hopper.

by mike December 8, 2003

Overshield

A "shield" armor in Halo or Halo 2 that is 3x as damage resistant as normal.

"Wow look at that deusch of a guy wearing that overshield because he is scared shitless someone is going to kill him in a video game!"

"Don't you snag my overshield or ill have to poop all over your chest"

by Mike March 28, 2005

prokaryote

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

by Mike January 21, 2004