MIKE's definitions

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

frisbeeing

1. tossing a frisbee around
2. a word daysie doesn't understand

woah! that was some awesome frisbeeing mike!

by Mike April 30, 2004

clown

my dads jewish girl friend

the Clown got me a christmas card and a minorah

by mike February 14, 2005

The Untouchables

The Essance of Excellence. Also known as The best there is, was, and or ever will be......Greatness in its purest form. 2 men, named Mike and Jaime

Wow, Mike and Jaime are just gods....No, they are better then gods, their The Untouchables.

by Mike October 14, 2004

CODE RED

another name for the sunset flip bomb that is done by the Purteo Rican Cruiserweight wrestler Amazing Red

When Amazing Red hits Code Red on his oppoents, the match is NOT over.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Hand of Flour

Refers to fat girls.

It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)

That bitch was so fat, I needed a hand of flour.

by Mike March 1, 2005

dumb nigga

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.

Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.

by Mike March 21, 2005