MIKE's definitions

judicial activism

A term used by conservatives to describe court decisions which they disagree with. More often than not, applies to cases where the court declined the opportunity use its power, such as in the Terri Schiavo case, or Korematsu v. United States (1944).

In a Republican's mind, Lawrence v. Texas (2003) is an 'activist decision' while Bush v. Gore (2001) is not.

by mike April 1, 2005

bitchslapping

From the verb "to bitchslap".
Does what it says on the tin, really

"Dorothy was getting me down; This dame was a real wise ass, she needed a good bitchslapping"

by mike November 17, 2003

shroomaroonies

magical mushrooms

gonna get me some shroomaroonies

by mike April 18, 2003

shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

by Mike September 5, 2004

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 1, 2004

dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

by Mike September 2, 2005