MIKE's definitions

gonzo

An extremely low-budget genre of porn in which one person acts as director, actor and cinematographer. First person porn.

Watching a gonzo blow-job is just like being there.

by Mike November 6, 2003

cunt belly

see GUNT

by Mike September 17, 2003

nerb

one who inserts both feet simultaneously into ones anus

wow, look at that fucking nerb

by Mike June 15, 2005

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 4, 2005

Munkey

God like SOCOM player.
Owns almost every other game he plays in. Up at the top with Tek, Gnome, Mut, WAD, etc.

by Mike May 2, 2003

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005