MIKE's definitions

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

aha

Amber Haters Annomous

for amber also see bitch or whore

Ill see you at the A.H.A. meeting tonight

by Mike March 3, 2005

scrot rot

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

by mike January 6, 2004

pigholio

To act disorderly and inappropriately excited about completely lame events or objects. This is the way one acts who is rarely exposed to outside events.

Man, that girl is totally going pigholio. Stay away from her.

by Mike October 2, 2003

podunk

a small unsignificant village or town

that is a cute podunk.

by mike April 30, 2003

Poo Poo Butt

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.

Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!

by Mike March 23, 2005