Housin

The act of driving by a house and shooting at it with weapons.

He was housin in my hood, so let's go housin by his house.

by Michael July 04, 2004

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 18, 2006

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

poop

a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

by michael October 21, 2004

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 11, 2004

duvet

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

by michael November 11, 2003

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.

"i keep seeing 11:11 on the clock!"

by michael December 16, 2004