MICHAEL's definitions

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

richierich

the most rillest, mufuckin illest DJ

Yo mufucka's, its richierich up in here

by michael April 20, 2003

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

by Michael October 3, 2004

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003