A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.
I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.
A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend
but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.
Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl
I really want to take Karen to Prom but she's going with Ricky so I'll just have to bring my safeway girl.
A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.
Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."