Definitions by MEvans

biff 

noun: a large male aged 18-45. This male has an over-inflated ego, a small level of intelligence, and spends way too much time at the gym. Biff's enjoy wearing sleeveless shirts, flexing in casual conversation when it is not called for, loudly announcing how much cheap beer they have drank, and aggressively pursuing females with 1950's style machismo. Often employed as bouncers.

"This biff cut me in the line to the bar so that he could order his buddies a round of Natty Light."

"That bouncer who cut his sleeves off is such a biff."

"I want to talk to that girl, but this biff won't leave her alone."

biff by MEvans January 1, 2009

dehn 

Coloquial term for the male genitalia. Cannot be used in serious conversation.

"After getting pounded by Russ' dehn, Erin soon realized that having sex with Jeff was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."

dehn by MEvans August 5, 2007