travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 01, 2003

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 02, 2004

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004

Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

m4

Short barreled butt hole blasting machine. Fires the extremely deadly 5.56mm round. Kills motherfuckers dead

"we drove by and hit his ass with the twin m4's, dropped 4 mags into his house and the bitch just strait blew the fuck up, it was crazy shit"

by matt June 20, 2003