MAtt's definitions

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 9, 2004

LAX

The firey gates to hell

"welcome to los angeles"

by Matt September 7, 2003

Lacquer Head

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high

That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.

by matt May 13, 2005

bumting

Bumting: Something that is attractive or nice to look at.

His chain is bumting

by Matt January 10, 2005

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

Decreshendo

When a mans sex organ is hanging low

"Huey has a decreshendo

by Matt November 22, 2003

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004