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~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy
I ~*~ her open and fucked her.
by Matt December 4, 2003
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L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.
I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!
by Matt January 16, 2005
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Beefiliciousness

When something is really beefy, it has great Beefiliciousness.
When eating Chef Boyardee, one might yell, can you handle the Beefiliciousness
by Matt December 29, 2002
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stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 8, 2004
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flausch

A Flausch is an ugly girl or woman
by Matt October 21, 2003
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ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass holemug.

Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.
by Matt September 8, 2004
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