MAtt's definitions

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 4, 2003

D-Town

fuckin dallas baby, mike jones and paul wall also see H-Town

G-Town killaz

by Matt June 13, 2004

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 2, 2005

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 23, 2003