boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

apretado

Spanish word for tight.

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!

by Matt May 20, 2004

Phoney

Fake, not real

Every time i see her she puts on this phoney accent, it drives me crazy.

by matt March 17, 2004

Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.

I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.

by Matt June 03, 2003

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 06, 2004

DAF

Drink A Forty

Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.

Wanna DAF tonight?

by matt November 22, 2003

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 10, 2004