MAtt's definitions

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

microsoft

See World Domination

by Matt March 14, 2003

Chrisrta

To do something completly stupid or continue to talk about something you dont know.

man i cant belive i pulled a chrisrta, that parked car came out of no were

by matt March 30, 2004

Piperamadingdong

It is a word to be shouted in excitement. It is mainly used to shout at people.

Person 1 : Hey ya' Bastad'!

Person 2 : Hey why do- PIPERAMDINGDONG!

by Matt April 23, 2004

epix

a fucking cs god, jesus this kid owns

more headshots then you can imagine

by matt December 16, 2003

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

by Matt January 9, 2004

cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005