A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
by Mark January 09, 2003

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).
Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life
by Mark February 23, 2005

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by Mark May 13, 2005

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"
by Mark November 23, 2003
