Definitions by MATT

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

gay and lying by matt August 17, 2006

simpsons 

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.

Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.

simpsons by Matt August 3, 2006

fun juice 

the process of male gential explodsion

Wow ... that kid's gotta lot of Fun juice

fun juice by Matt July 23, 2006

caaaaaaak 

when one is blazed, they say caaaaaaak

joe m. sucks caaaaaaak.

caaaaaaak by matt July 18, 2006

travis pastrana 

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

travis pastrana by Matt June 26, 2006

nemo-tool 

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

nemo-tool by Matt June 20, 2006

chodangle 

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much

Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.

chodangle by Matt June 19, 2006