MATT's definitions

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 15, 2004

ultimo flicka of DOOM

Something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a 'flicking' posture.

"ULtiMO FLICkA of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

by matt May 28, 2004

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk

Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?

by Matt October 20, 2004

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

by matt March 16, 2004

jitter

A "jitter" is a slang term usually used in reference to a skater or a person that wears baggy clothes, hoodies and listens to mostly rock music (including punk rock).

"You'll probably find some jitters at the skatepark."
"Who's listening to jitter music?"

by Matt April 21, 2005

sodomy

When you stick your man rod in your partner's poo hole. Illegal in Texas.

Prepare to taste sweet sodomy!

by Matt August 24, 2005