MATT's definitions

ummagumma

1. shagging
2. sex
3. Rock and Roll

Ummagumma.

British slang?

(also, Name of a Pink Floyd Album)

Ummagumma was a slang term for having sex. And of course Rock and Roll was originally slang for having sex as well. So, if you look at it that way, the album Ummagumma could simply mean Rock and Roll.

by Matt March 3, 2004

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

bitz

another name for bitch

sup bitz!

by MATT July 2, 2003

~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy

I ~*~ her open and fucked her.

by Matt December 4, 2003

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005

Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.

The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.

by Matt October 28, 2005

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005