Definitions by MATT

courtesy tap 

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

courtesy tap by Matt January 10, 2004

ambulance chaser 

A person who is nosy.`

he heard about an accident on the news, and being an ambulance chaser, rushed out to the scene.

ambulance chaser by Matt January 9, 2004

rusty muffler 

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

rusty muffler by Matt January 9, 2004

fagtacular 

see example

the person using the following definition is fagtacular: (fact) Whenever used, it immediately shows the lack of IQ of the user! Thus, all people using this word are idiots.

fagtacular by Matt January 9, 2004

inferno 

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

inferno by Matt January 9, 2004

stitch licker 

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

stitch licker by Matt January 9, 2004

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

harf by Matt January 9, 2004