MATT's definitions

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

by Matt December 30, 2004

Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )

Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D

by Matt December 6, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Whiteboarding

having a Whiteboard conversation on MSN messenger

"Fancy Whiteboardin' man?"

by Matt May 26, 2004

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.

Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..

by matt November 17, 2003

grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

by Matt January 17, 2004

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003