R

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter R, when you can draw chad Egyptian or Semitic people's head?

"Randi raised really rad red ripe rutabags." "Red roses raised rurally rarely reek." "Rheumy rhinos rarely raise ruckuses." "Ribald Rastafarians rarely race." "Rhine River rocks regularly raise rills."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

T

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter T, when you can just T-pose to show your dominance over others?

"The teacher taught tennis to the tiny tots taking the time to totally teach them the tricks they thought they took time to train themselves to trump tournaments."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

Z

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Z, when you can draw "tongue of a corpse" as Roman senator Appius Claudius Caecus thought circa 300 BC?

"Zero zoos zap zombi zealots zestfully, Zoey."

by MAHBOY99 August 26, 2022

I

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter I, when you can just show it to lift your middle fingers up?

"I think it might inflate itself, if I inhale intensely."

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

D

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter D, when you can draw some stinky fishes?

Desperate, Dumb Dora disgustedly dipped delicately downward.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

X

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter X, when you can use it to solve your math trigonometry homework?

"Xylographic xysts xerox Xaverian xylophones."

by MAHBOY99 August 26, 2022

A

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter A, when you can draw fat-ass Egyptian bull's head like back in the day?

"An autocephalous Armenian archbishop asks an autodidactic Alabaman architect about an available, attractive antique American automobile, anticipating and appreciating any apropos advice, although arguably any available authoritative answers are also acceptable, agreeable, and allowable."

by MAHBOY99 August 16, 2022