MAC's definitions

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by mac May 2, 2004

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

Deeks, The

Diarrhea; Painful or otherwise discomfortable defecation.

1. Dude. . .I got The Deeks something awful!

2. Man, I can't stop Deekin' it up today!

by Mac March 14, 2003

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

Junkcar02

I really cool person whose user name is Junkcar02. He goes to gamefaqs and plays the following games: Rainbow Six 3, Red Alert 2, Half-Life, Unreal Tournament 2004, Frag.Ops, Medal of Honor Allied Assault, and Starcraft.

I saw Junkcar02 pwn everyone in Medal of Honor!

by Mac September 21, 2004