Definitions by M0ther Timeskips

FMC

Stands for “Friday Midnight Call” meaning a call with a group of preteens starting at 10:00 pm every Friday lasting into the night. Sometimes they plan activities but it’s overall just a celebration of making it through a tiring week.

“It’s Friday!!! There’s FMC today!!!”

FMC by M0ther Timeskips May 6, 2026

Breadocide

Genocide of bread. Particularly with fire.

“I’m going to light all that bread on fire. It’s breadocide”

Breadocide by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026

Legally Asleep

When everyone thinks that you’re asleep, but you’re actually in a call with your friends.

“I’ll join once i’m legally asleep”

Legally Asleep by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026

Tellable

Being able to tell/decipher something.

Were they dancing? Were they fucking? It wasn’t tellable.

Tellable by M0ther Timeskips January 27, 2026

Brainess

Knowledgeable

His head has a lot of brainess.

Brainess by M0ther Timeskips January 27, 2026

Traffic: The Musical

Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!

“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

Traffic: The Musical by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026

Investigay

A mispelling meaning looking through clear as glass closets.

“You know what they say
Investigay!”

Investigay by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026