splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.

Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.

by M. Anthony L. July 04, 2020

cranked

Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.

Let’s get fucking cranked at Tyler’s party dude!

by M. Anthony L. August 08, 2020