M-Chill's definitions

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Triceracox

The sexual act of placing a curved penis between a pair of pointed breasts, while deeply moaning and scuffing the right leg against a hard surface. This arousement will increase nipple and girth size causing the woman to see a close-up image of a triceratops.

"Last night my best friend's girlfriend said she saw a Triceracox"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.

"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Dirty Koala

A female who only sleeps and eats dick all day similar to the daily routine of the world's favorite marsupial.

"Katrina needs to get a job and stop being a dirty koala."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Sanchez Slammer

Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012