Definitions by M Land

Statesville Stanky Starfish

When you shove your leftovers up someone’s corn hole to keep them warm for lunch tomorrow.

That receiver at the store on Old Mountain Rd sure is a freak. He’s always asking to put liver mush in people’s rectums so he has lunch for tomorrow. Nobody wants to be your Statesville Stanky Starfish bro.

Statesville Stanky Starfish by M Land April 30, 2026

Sock Cucker 

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

Sock Cucker by M Land May 21, 2024

Sock Cucker 

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

Sock Cucker by M Land May 12, 2024