smegligence

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip

Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.

by M Boogie December 25, 2020

wii-off

1. A wii-off is when your super-cool friend brings her wii to your house and you have an epic gaming competition.

2. Archaic. A pissing contest.

Let's have a wii-off after work tonight!

by M Boogie January 19, 2008

Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 06, 2020

banane power

Banana power is a measure of erection strength. The stronger the boner, the more banane power. Banane power is said to peak in your teens and 20s, with a precipitous drop off thereafter. Banane power can be augmented with banane pills.

My girlfriend was disappointed that I came home drunk and didn’t have any banane power.

by M Boogie May 14, 2023

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.

My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.

by M Boogie April 17, 2020