porchbutt

When someone's butt is so large it can be used as a shelter for small people

She could shelter three children under that porchbutt

by Lyricalroger March 05, 2015

blog graphiti

When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words

His political rant turned into blog graphiti

by Lyricalroger May 03, 2013

Gynovampire

A man that prays on women to get what he wants in life until he sucks the life out of them.

We found out that Kyle was a gynovampire when he used my niece to buy him things he needed

by Lyricalroger April 25, 2015

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

by Lyricalroger September 01, 2014

braggasm

The second orgasm experienced by a man when he is bragging to his friend about the cause of the first orgasm

John had a braggasm when he started bragging to his friends about the gal he spent the night with

by Lyricalroger September 27, 2014

dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 15, 2015

Rectospective

The view of life perceived by someone with their head firmly planted up their ass

John had his head so far up his ass that it gave him a unique rectospective

by Lyricalroger May 10, 2014