Lynnpd99's definitions

Majester

A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.

The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.

by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

moyerism

The act of searching the internet hoping to see information about the actor Stephen Moyer and deriving sexual enjoyment and gratification.

I felt like a voyeur as I performed my "daily moyerism" of surfing the internet to find photos of Stephen Moyer.

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

fangbanger

A human who enjoys having have sex with and allows vampires to drink their blood.

Gran asked what a fangbanger was and Sookie explained that it is a human who allows vampires to drink their blood and enjoys having sex with them, sometimes for money.
(characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

maker

A maker is the parent of a newly made vampire. A maker has status in the vampire community.

Bill was ordered to become Jessica's maker by the Majester as his sentence at the Vampire tribunal.

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

vault

The place in the brain where all data and information is stored.

Sookie asked Pam how she knew her name and Pam explained, while pointing to her head, that she had stored that information in her vault.

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

glamouring

The act performed by a vampire to hypnotize humans into submission so they can drink their blood or have control over them.

Bill turned and looked at him in such a way that the policeman became fixed and mesmerized by his stare. Bill had achieved the glamouring and then proceeded to take his gun.

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009