Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

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Gor Series

A series of poorly written and highly misogynistic science fiction books written by John Norman. What started out as a bad John Carter knockoff quickly devolved into incel fantasies that push the idea that women can only be their true selves as sex slaves subservient to the will of men. They inspired the cultish Gorean subculture.

If you ever want to read a book that will make you lose hope for humanity, just read one of the books from the Gor Series.

by Lynch/Fellini June 01, 2023

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Lav Diaz

A Filipino filmmaker who works within the Slow Cinema genre and is notorious for directing black and white films which have (on average) 6 hour long runtimes usually shot on consumer digital cameras. Many of his films deal with the subject of fascism and martial law and are typically set in rural environments. He is both feared and revered by cinephiles.

If only I had the time to watch a Lav Diaz films, they're just too long!

by Lynch/Fellini February 10, 2023

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Nolanite

A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.

Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

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The Rind of Zayo Da Dong

A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.

Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?

by Lynch/Fellini July 24, 2021

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