Lumlotus's definitions

dulllord

When a self-proclaimed edgelord are not edgy enough to be called an edgelord or is the exact opposite of one. Instead of being edgy they harass people for not being a prude enough or make toilet jokes at their own expense. The easiest way to recognize them is by the lewd photos from all the little kid video games they play. They might not be allowed to play any teen or adult games.

Person A: LOL these kids called themselves a edgelord but they keep asking me to fart in their face.
Person B: Those aren't edgelords those are dulllords.

by Lumlotus September 18, 2017

womsplaining

Same as femsplaining and usually used after a feminazi uses mansplaining as an insult.

feminazi: "Don't be mansplaining to me."
Man: "Then don't be womsplaining to me."

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

woke

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.

My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

butch in a binder

A lesbian transtrender with a dissociative disorder.
Basically any female who thinks they are transgender but because they are so homophobic that can't get over the fact that they are a lesbian.

That girl is not trans, she's a butch in a binder.

by Lumlotus August 3, 2019