Definitions by Lumlotus

Urban Saltionary 

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.

Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.

Urban Saltionary by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

insert politically incorrect word here 

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

insert politically incorrect word here by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

womsplaining

Same as femsplaining and usually used after a feminazi uses mansplaining as an insult.

feminazi: "Don't be mansplaining to me."
Man: "Then don't be womsplaining to me."

womsplaining by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

woke 

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.

My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.

woke by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

Shopping Ninja 

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

Shopping Ninja by Lumlotus May 14, 2013