Definitions by LukeJames3221

Tom Kempe 

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

Tom Kempe by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

Tommed by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015