LudwigVan's definitions

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Eid

One of the two annual Islamic feast days, one, Eid ul-Fitr, ends the month of Ramadan (when a Muslim fasts) and the other, Eid ul-Adha during the Hajj or pilgrimage to Mecca.

He's spending Eid with her family this weekend; I being Christian won't get to overeat with my folks until Thanksgiving.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Austin, TX

The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.

All the hippies got sick of San Francisco so they moved to Austin.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

urdu

A mixed language spoken by Muslims of northern India and Pakistan, an official language in both countries. Considered by most linguists to be a dialect of Hindi.

Urdu has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script, Persian vocabulary and Hindi grammar.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003