Definitions by LudwigVan

Fundamentalist 

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

Fundamentalist by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Texass 

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

Texass by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

sprunt by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Scrabbleship 

A game played once by the Simpsons, which is a mix of Battleship and Scrabble, using a Scrabble board and both Scrabble letter tiles and Battleship pieces.

You sunk my Scrabbleship!

Scrabbleship by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

starbucks by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

koose 

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

koose by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

skata 

Greek for "shit/feces". "Scatology" literally means "the study of shit".

Skata na fas! ("Eat shit" in Greek)

skata by LudwigVan November 10, 2003