Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Cheese Fucker

Adjective

1.A word that refers to someone that constantly pisses one off

2. Someone who can't get enough pleasure from sexual intercourse with a human and resorts to fornicating with cheese

3. Your ex-boyfriend
Did you just steal my last tampon? Oh my god you stupid cheese fucker!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Deedan

Dude, I just ran out of deedan!

That's okay, I have you covered. Do you want Winterfresh or Big Red?
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Bunion

A bunion is the result of wrapping up a small animal, preferably a cat, with a blanket tight enough to where it can't move.

The animals head is the only area left unwrapped.
Oh my god, Fluffy looks so cute in a bunion!
by LuckyLemon February 16, 2009
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Lesbot

A female robot that has a sexual preference for other female robots

When Lesbots have sexual intercourse, it is mostly characterized by a "TINK-TINK-TINK" sound.
Hey you stupid robot, stop touching me! I am not a lesbot!
by Luckylemon February 15, 2009
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Qwerty

Noun

A vaginal wart found between a strippers legs.

Qwertys can be transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of qwertys, one must always wear a condom or just give up on sex entirely.
L: Oh my god! I found a qwerty last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Shappy

adjective

1. to be incredibly retarded with at least one of your eyes lazy

2. to have an IQ less than 10
Guy #1: Hey, is that kid over there with shit stains on his pants mentally challenged?

Guy#2(shakes his head in a disapproving manner): No man, he is shappy, which is much worse.
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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