Definitions by Lucian T. Skeptic

blow crime 

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

blow crime by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

B.O.W. 

Black-on-White.

Yet another B.O.W. violent crime, but you'd never know it from the media coverage.

B.O.W. by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch 

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

Pennsylvania Dutch by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

scuba suit 

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.

scuba suit by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

scuba suit 

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.

scuba suit by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

California hopscotch 

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

California hopscotch by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022