Lucian T. Skeptic's definitions

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

B.O.W.

Black-on-White.

Yet another B.O.W. violent crime, but you'd never know it from the media coverage.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

scuba suit

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

scuba suit

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022