Definitions by Lt. Handjob

OMFG

a handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a greek salad

OMFG: Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic.

OMFG by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005

BRB

Big Red Ball. preferably rubber or plastic, if you insist.

After spending a sensible amount of time in front of the computer, many users enjoy the simple satisfaction of playing catch with a BRB.

BRB by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005

STFU

St. Fu, Patron Saint of Ninjas

Before the Battle of Hu Lao Gate, Many Ninjas prayed to STFU for victory

STFU by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005

L33T 

Leat. An artificial water channel leading to or from a mill.

When I was younger, I enjoyed peeing in L33T

L33T by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005

ASL 

ASL: A slice of Lemon. As preffered by some internet users in a nice refreshing gin and tonic.

Don't forget ASL in my ice tea!

ASL by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005

LOL 

Loll: To hang loose or lounge around Idly

He was lazy so he just LOL all day

LOL by Lt. Handjob September 24, 2005