6 definitions by Lover boy sun juice

Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.

OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023

Yesenia

The sweetest girl you will EVER meet. She's sweeter than sugar cane. She is very independent and chill, she goes to the gym and it shows. She's amazing in every possible way and you will not regret meeting her. She kind of just slips into your life and blesses it in every way possible and will help you out of dark times in your life. She is stunningly gorgeous/beautiful and will ALWAYS make you smile.

OMG Yesenia she is so beautiful
(guy 1. Oh mann I love Yesenia she is so amazing and beautiful)
Wow Yesenia is so cool
Yesenia... she's coming...
hehehe yesenia funny as heck

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023

Kenzi

Very fast very ferious very Kenzi... She is a girl who does not take no for an answer and loves her friends. If you turn on her OH BOY YOU'RE SCREWED BUDDY! She wants to travel the world and hates school, looks forward to fun activities and loves ice cream. Kenzi is a person not to be messed with. (well if you do good luck). And when she gets hungry she will literally get really mad, because Kenzi does not like her tum tum rumblin!

OMG KENZI SHE'S SO FAST AND FERIOUS what an absolute SLAY
Kenzi bro don't run me over
Oh wow look at Kenzi she's beating that stupid boy up what a girlboss

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023

Paul

Paul is usually tall and wears some goofy shoes, but they look real spiffy on him. He is sweet and usually has to cut his hair once a week. He wears glasses that look very good on him. And he is JACKED, he is HOT and he is PAUL. (BTW if you kiss Paul its magical like a unicorn on steroids)

Omg its HOT and JACKED Paul.
OMG PAUL HAVE MY CHILDREN.
Heyyy Paul 😏

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023

Eve

Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).

OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023