Definitions by Lou Sasswhole

ashbell 

a die hard 1D fan who has a bald hair kink and broke up with caillou and is swag like alejandra

“can you believe ashbell broke up with caillou after being exposed for having a bald hair kink”

ashbell by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

Cristina

a weird kpop girl who has a choking kink and needs sleep

“ omg how many times is cristina gonna mention wanting to be choked she should just admit she has a choking kink”

Cristina by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

Juan 

a simp for nahum and has an insect kink and gets blocked by adriana

“did you hear juan is a simp for nahum”
“i heard he has an insect kink”

Juan by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

Nahum 

an asexual furry beaver who likes Megadeth and is a baby who likes to say hisoka looks like syndrome

“hey who’s Nahum?”

“oh you mean the asexual beaver!”
“omg so he’s like a furry, so he must have rabies omg we can share rabies”
“i heard he has a simp who he has strong feelings for”

Nahum by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

aritzi

a girl who identifies by the name Lola, who looks very innocent but is secretly a undercover taekwondo master. She is typically a girl who watched porn.

OMG!! I always thought aritzi was innocent but it turns out she is a thot.

aritzi by Lou Sasswhole May 22, 2019