eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.

eCock-block by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

e-cock blocking by No you do February 24, 2009

e-cockblock 

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

e-cockblock by hoboX10 July 16, 2009