LorgSkyegon's definitions

FahrenHYPE 9/11

A movie, directed by Alan Peterson, which rebuts some of the deceits in Michael Moore's movie, Fahrenheit 9/11. It includes appearances by actor Ron Silver, Democratic Senator Zell Miller, author Ann Coulter, political adviser Dick Morris, and author Dave Kopel. It documents the misuse of information and footage in Moore's film and combts some of his ideas. Nowhere near as hyped as Moore's film, therefore, nowhere near as profitable.

FarenHYPE 9/11 shows how big of a liar Michael Moore is.

by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004

krav maga

A martial art created in Czechoslovakia in the 1930's and adopted by the Israeli military. It favors survival above all else. The rules of attack and defense are simple: be faster, stronger, quicker, natural, and to the point.

Originally taught only in Israel, there is now a school open in Los Angeles.

A Krav Maga master can destroy a Judo master.

by LorgSkyegon January 22, 2005

maggot

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005

Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

hopeless romantic

A sad creature. It spends its life in search of a mate, yet doesn't. Dies miserable and alone

I'm a hopeless romantic

by LorgSkyegon March 11, 2005

Butt wings

When a girl gets a tattoo on her lower back, most often the tribal lines type.

I think butt-wings are hot

by LorgSkyegon December 19, 2004