Definitions by Lorenzo Latrino
carousel congregation
In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!
Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!
Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
carousel congregation by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010
recompression
Man, after decompressing for two smoke filled weeks in Amsterdam coffee houses, I went back to fucking work this morning. As soon as I punched the fucking clock the recompression set in. Shoulda done a wake and bake !
recompression by Lorenzo Latrino September 19, 2010
dragicorn
When a transvestite goes out in public wearing stretch leotards , and forgets to "tuck his junk". The one eyed trouser snake is plainly visible underneath the thin sheer fabric.
I was gonna fuck this sweetie I met in the Village last night. I was not at all put off by her predominant adams apple, but the size of her dragicorn defalted my willie!
dragicorn by Lorenzo Latrino September 4, 2010
bee hole
bee hole by Lorenzo Latrino September 3, 2010