Lord of the Timisms's definitions

Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Rouge Truth

A peice of information systematically placed into a sentance, so that someone would get a hint but not be directally told.

"i love how things are the last place you look. like the other day i was looking for the remote and i found it in the trash! people should check the trash more often"

Hes saying something someone is lookng for is in the garbage, or the city dump or something, thats a rouge truth.

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Hexelent

A moment, or object, or thought that is good

"i got a ferrari!"
"Hexelent!"

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Geebus Chrysdal

A replacement for Jesus christ that you can say around those retard christians who care when you say "his name in vain"

"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Geebus Chrysdal calm down!"

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Rouge Truth

A peice of information systematically placed into a sentance, so that someone would get a hint but not be directally told.

"i love how things are the last place you look. like the other day i was looking for the remote and i found it in the trash! people should check the trash more often"

Hes saying something someone is lookng for is in the garbage, or the city dump or something, thats a rouge truth.

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006