3 definitions by Lord Manhammer

A gratuitous term for anal sex often used by primary/early secondary school age kids descriptively or as a form of insult.

Can also refer to toadying, sycophantic behaviour in much the same way as brown-nosing or arse-kissing.
Example 1

Kid 1: 'Why were you and Mike in the toilet together?'

Kid 2: 'Dunno'

Kid 1: 'err, bumwilly!'

Example 2

Kid 1: How come Mike got that new PS3 with 5 games?

Kid 2: 'Must have been having bumwilly with his Step-Dad'
by Lord Manhammer July 7, 2009
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Derived from the SA in the name of welsh beer 'Brains SA.' The reason being after a few pints of brains the resulting hangover will be so bad you will feel as if you're skull is under attack.
Rhys: 'I feel like a pig shat in my head'

Huw: 'Skull Attack was it last night boyo!'
by Lord Manhammer January 13, 2009
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A cheap and unattractive plastic horn popularised during the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. The 'instrument' produces an infuriating noise somewhat akin to a swarm of bees constantly buzzing in your ear.

Completely tuneless, the Zuluvulva's drone blocks out the commentary on televised matches and ruins the atmosphere within the stadiums by drowning out terrace chants and 'real' musical instruments such as trumpets and drums.

Due to the exposure gained by this annoying piece of plastic tat due to extensive TV coverage, you can expect to have a chorus of midless mongs constantly blasting away at a football ground near you soon.
Me: Hey Dave press the bloody mute button the zuluvulvas are doing my head in even more than that wnaker Mark Bright

Dave: yeah, I'd sure like to meet the tool who invented the zuluvulva. I could jam one up his arse so that whenever the fecker farts he'll be reminded of what an annoying device he created.
by Lord Manhammer June 23, 2010
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