Definitions by Lord Grimcock

Ron Paul 

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.

That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.

Ron Paul by Lord Grimcock September 16, 2007

rascist 

Twatspeak for racist. See also facist.

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL

rascist by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

rascism 

Twatspeak for racism. See also facist, rascist.

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL

rascism by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

slotbadger 

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

slotbadger by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

gleet by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

puddle-jumper 

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

puddle-jumper by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007