A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2008
Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?
A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.
by Lord Grimcock April 26, 2008
Kate Humble: I'm going public about our relationship, Bill. By tomorrow morning the world will know about your propensity for freeform nambling and Belgian biscuit, you sick bastard.
Bill Oddie: Oh, ecky thump.
Bill Oddie: Oh, ecky thump.
by Lord Grimcock November 15, 2009
That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
by Lord Grimcock August 19, 2007