70 definitions by Lord Grimcock

spazware

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.

I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.

by Lord Grimcock November 30, 2007

hannukaust

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.

Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*

by Lord Grimcock September 2, 2007

puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007

rascist

Twatspeak for racist. See also facist.

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL

by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007

bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.

I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.

by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007

chthonic

Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

FUKT

Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.

This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007