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ecosser

A tosser from Scotland; one prone to driving a car with an 'Ecosse' bumper sticker figleafing his ingrained hatred for the English.
Your Ecosser is the best-balanced person in the world; he has a chip on both shoulders.
by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007
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citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.
Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed
by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010
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woggerel

Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.
'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'

'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
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fuckard

Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.
'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
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mingepiece

A lady's fuppie, snatch, or quim.
I can see your mingepiece through them drawers, snookums.
by Lord Grimcock May 7, 2008
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norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.
Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?
by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009
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Dodd job

The agonisingly painful experience that is fellatio from a person with big teeth - be it Janet Street Porter, Lara Lewington, Esther Rantzen or indeed the eponymous Ken Dodd.
'Fancy another Dodd job, Normski?'

'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'

(credit: Profanisaurus)
by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008
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