Definitions by Lord Gannet V

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

trout flaps by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

badger brothel

A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.

I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight.
Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.

badger brothel by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

hairy farter 

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

hairy farter by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

smegladyte 

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

smegladyte by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

trout end 

A name for the top of a woman’s beaver trap, her cunt hole.

She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.

trout end by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

custard sacks 

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

custard sacks by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020