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Woody

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To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.
by Lord Football March 10, 2005
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bumsex

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The english expression "bum" refers to the buttocks. Therefore, bumsex this side of the pond would refer to anal sex.
Hiya love, fancy bumsex?
by Lord Football March 6, 2005
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cuntmould

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The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.
I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.
by Lord Football February 26, 2005
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