Lord Football's definitions

Woody

To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.

Lord Lucan did a woody.

by Lord Football March 10, 2005

bumsex

The english expression "bum" refers to the buttocks. Therefore, bumsex this side of the pond would refer to anal sex.

Hiya love, fancy bumsex?

by Lord Football March 6, 2005

cuntmould

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.

I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.

by Lord Football February 26, 2005