Definitions by Lord Bling

boner holocaust 

When a woman is so unattractive, it can cause six million penises to become flaccid.

"That woman isn't just ugly. She causes a boner holocaust."

boner holocaust by Lord Bling April 20, 2010

partial artist 

Someone who studies more than one martial art at a time. Since they can't put everything they have into one style, they usually aren't good at any of them. See also: 95% of hick frat-boys who start 'practicing MMA.'

Douchebag #1: "I hear you started MMA."
Douchebag #2: "Yeah, been working on my Muay Thai, jiu-jitsu, and kickboxing."
Douchebag #1: "So, you're a partial artist."

partial artist by Lord Bling April 29, 2009

swollz 

Slang for 'swollen'. Usually used to describe an erect penis.

Dat bitch is so hot, she got my dick on swollz.

swollz by Lord Bling January 2, 2009