Definitions by LongJohnJohn

McDienalds 

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

McDienalds by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Thompson 

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh

Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.

Thompson by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

chrissy columbian 

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

chrissy columbian by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

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The by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; 

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.

Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zach “what the fuck jake.”

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; by LongJohnJohn September 8, 2020